Some Kids........

...have moms who feel  it's perfectly acceptable to have zero hours of television a week.  Some kids have become pretty darn good at filling all those hours.  For instance.......every grasshopper needs a 3-story home complete with pool, disco room and a hanging from the ceiling bed. 

Juice bar in the back complete with barstools, blender & a  bowl of fruit.  Lounge chairs up front with tiki torches & a diving board of course.

For all those dance parties grasshoppers are famous for.  Notice the D.J. mixing table?  Nice.

Some kids might even make their own T.V. sets so they could defy that horrible mother and watch T.V. any ol' time.  Some kids sure know how to find a loophole.

 Some kids might spend their time making completely inapropriate Barbie clothes.

Or act like munchkins and take a million pictures with their mom's very expensive camera.  Serves her right for not letting them watch T.V.

They might covet all the gameboys they never had and be forced to make their own Ipad. 

They might just join their Dad in some P90X.

Or have fun with cups.  (also about a hundred of these fascinating cup photos)

They might just be inspired by the nerdy books they read and try to recreate some hecka dope penny trick.

They just might get all their nerdiness from their mom.  Who might just have a superfly flatscreen in her room.

These kids can never claim they weren't brought up normally.  They get ice cream from McDonalds for Pete's sake!

 And kids, if your mom is heinous like this remember to give her some slack.  After all some moms have homes covered with glitter, pet shops, markers missing their lids, glue that will never come off  carpet, a constant trail of baking soda and cornstarch from all those cool science experiments,  all contents of the recycle bin brought inside weekly for neverending crafts, and a real home that is usually turned into some sort of playhouse.

Some moms are crazy.